The gold medal in assholery goes to...

...Dick Button, ladies' figure skating commentator. Seriously, someone needs to take this old horse behind the barn and put him out of his misery.

Dick sez (of an OLYMPIC ATHLETE): "Well she's a nice-looking girl, with a lovely figure, and nice costumes." Is this supposed to be some consolation? "Sorry you fell three times, but at least you gave some eighty-year old a hard-on!"

Take 2: "Take a look at her; you'll understand why she's done some modeling in her home country of Finland." Uh...

Take 3: "You'll find with female athletes who are young prodigies that when they mature, their bodies just don't work." Yeah, you big Japanese fatty. Go stomping back to Tokyo.